this quote was in my sociology book (via marinashutup)
my 8th grade obsession
power to girls with strong eyebrows and big noses
When you find a friend you can act stupid with:
and the one who refuses to do it with you
It was 70 years ago when my mother dipped her toes in Lake Cavloc, Switzerland along side her father and sister. Beauty was all around them and so were the echoes of youth. My mother’s view has changed now that she lives in a nursing home. Wouldn’t it have been something if the waters they had danced in had washed the fountain of youth over them…
These all send shivers down my back and make me want to cry
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
My husband and I are having a cheesecake, merlot, martin freeman movie night tonight. This is surely the pinnacle of life.